On The Boats……Up The Creek With The SAS (Part 2: Also known as Eight Men In A Leaky Boat)
February 14, 2015
ON THE ZAMBEZI RIVER ENROUTE FROM SIBANKWAZI BRITISH SOUTH AFRICA POLICE CAMP TO MAPETA ISLAND
The wind had picked up as we made our way to the RV and the mystery contact man.
Although not dark it was overcast and last light would be upon us quicker than expected. I cursed myself severely for not adding some slack to our travel time. Too late now though as we were about half way there according to our 1:50,000 map. Tony was navigating and sitting right beside me on the hard wooden bench, spray flying at us over the bows of the Hercules, stinging the skin, but in a perverse way also refreshing. It had been a sweltering hot day and the coolness of the oncoming night was welcome.
I had the motors at full throttle and we were well up on the plane. The boat was perfectly trimmed and like this she handled like a thoroughbred, riding the wavelets smoothly as I ensured we ploughed through them at just the right angle. Tony and I were enjoying this, but ever vigilant. It was all too easy to fall into a false state of security on this river. Besides the possibility of gooks taking a shot at us there was the ever-present danger of logs and trees floating down the river. If we hit one of those at speed we were stuffed.
I was scared of the unknown. I’m not afraid to admit it. Still a young Sapper I took comfort in knowing we had been trained by the best instructors we could have wished for, both Infantry and Engineer……….but they cannot teach a man to be courageous, how to be dauntless. That has to come from inside when he is in deadly peril or facing an up close enemy who wants to kill him……only then will he really know the limits of his nerve and mettle. (Note that I did not use the word fearless…….my own opinion is that it is dangerous to be in the company of fearless men).
Tony nudged me and indicated on the map that we were approaching Mapeta Island (Latitude -18.05, Longitude 26.73333). It loomed out of the twilight, huge in its size. There was no mistaking it and I was pleased with the timing. We needed to be careful now as part of Mapeta Island was Zambian territory and there could be gooks present although we had never had trouble from there before.
The light was almost perfect as I throttled back and steered us to port, entering the Islands left side channel. Checking the map Tony made the call and pointed towards land. We were at the spot given to us as the RV. I just hoped we had not fucked-up.
We slipped slowly towards the river bank, the engines just ticking over to give enough headway to steer. Tony was standing on the bows now, doing his best to see and guide me around anything that may damage the boat. The wind was coming from behind us here and the exhaust from the motors blew over us, the acrid smell of the fuel mixture seeming to corrupt the beauty of this part of the great river.
I carefully eased the boat into a cleared area of the river bank I could see. This would make it easier for mooring and disembarking. I killed the two engines as we gently grounded in soft sand……..and then there was nothing.
The silence was almost deafening and anyone who has never experienced this void of any noise will never truly understand what I mean here. The only sound was the pinging of the engines cooling down…….and the gentle lapping of water against the side of the boat.
It was now simply a waiting game……….
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A Diversion……For A Brother.
February 9, 2015
Forgive the intrusion on my recollections but some things tear at the strings of my heart……this is one of them.
I have not done this before but feel the urge to be with this Brother. Please read the words well and if you could see this Brother on his way to the Squadron In The Sky please go and stand by his Son and Daughter as they bid him farewell. After all we will all meet him there one day.
This is an appeal for an old soldier. An Army Commando.
This is Albert “Jim” Howard. Jim was landed on Sword Beach by a Torpedo boat that picked him out the water after his troop ship hit a mine. 250 of the 1000 troops on board were killed and Jim was blown over board by the explosion.
After his unit regrouped they spent most of their time behind German lines doing reconnaissance work and disrupting the enemy. At one point Jim was separated from his unit so rested up the night in a shed. When he woke he found he was in the middle of a German unit, so he sneaked out and jumped into a German truck and drove it back to his own lines.
Jim was sited for an award after he singled handed took out a German machine gun during an ambush but the report was never sent as the officer was killed in action.
Sadly Jim passed away on Feb 1st 2015 at the age of 92. The only family he has is a son and daughter. I’m making this appeal for anyone to come and send this hero off. His funeral is on Feb 20th at 1400 and taking place in the Parish Church in Combe Martin in North Devon.
Can I also ask people to share this post and share the word about this lovely man
Recollections of working the boats on the Zambezi River would not be complete without mention of the abundant wildlife that populated the entire length of our patrol area. Most of the time we did our best to keep a respectable distance from our wild companions but just ever so often our paths were destined to cross.
What follows is an account of one or two of these Close Encounters (not including the Green Mamba in our billet mentioned in a previous post).
Spitting Hippos
We were out on one of our routine patrols from Sibankwazi to Deka Drum. The sun reflecting brightly off of the wind-swept wavelets, spray from the bows stinging our faces. Tony had the con and we were at full-tilt. For all the slagging off I have given the Evinrude outboards the pair of them pushed us along at a fair old pace. Once we got the boat up on the plane and trimmed the load it really was a pleasure to tear up and down the Zambezi. The loud banging and the shock of the hull hitting the crests was something you got used to and there was always plenty of that. One needs to experience it to fully understand.
We had been out for some time and nothing really of note to report when all of a sudden and out of nowhere the mother of all hippos surfaced right in the path of our boat. Tony tried to avoid the creature but we really never had the space and we were going straight for it. That’s when it started spitting all kinds and colours of snot and other mucous substances all over the bows of our boat and therefore by default, all over us too. The hippo was clearly coming up for an air resupply, and of course part of that process is to expel the old smelly, snotty contents of wherever it is they store air. Pretty scary to be honest as we were well into the middle of the river and if we had flipped we would have been in serious shit. Besides hippos the river is riddled with crocodiles, a very scary proposition indeed. What are the chances of being in the path of a hippo coming up to vent and fill its tanks in the vast expanses of the Zambezi River? Probably a million to one but we did it.
Happily we did not hit the hippo and we did not flip the boat so a good day at the office.
The beers were even sweeter at the Deka Drum when we got there later that day.
Here is a typical Spitting Hippo in case you havent seen one. You can clearly see them blowing snot everywhere (panoramio.com) :
Cranky Crocodiles
In the Rhodesian Army we referred to crocodiles as Flat Dogs. The Ndebele term is Ngwenya the Shona is Garwe.
Close-up and personal events with crocodiles are more scary than those with hippos. This is more than likely due to their terrifying appearance. Interesting enough though hippos kill more people than crocodiles but that means nothing when you are cornered by one.
I want to recall two incidents with crocodiles in this post.
The first one concerns Tony and I and a couple of irritable old Flat Dogs on a Zambezi River sand-bank. The whole thing went over who owned the sandbank. The answer is inevitable but the story getting there is worth telling.
This is what a Zambezi River sand-bank looks like:
All along the Zambezi you will find these sandy stretches, either on islands or on the river banks themselves. We called them fishing camps, not because there was any infrastructure on them, but rather because this is where fishermen would fish from. We also used to fish from these beach like expanses of sand, and it was from one of these we had a conversation with some Flat Dogs.
We had pulled the boat up onto the sand bank and had got our fishing rods out. Everything was set for a good days fishing. No beer. That was no-no, but we had some snacks and other bits and pieces with us. After all we were going to cook whatever we caught.
The sun and the tranquility of the setting made it very easy to become immersed in a feeling of euphoria and develop a false sense of security. Our rifles were always next to us but one tended to forget where one was and that was a real danger in more ways than one. The war would seem miles away and the gooks just a distant enemy although we could see Zambia, their launching ground just across the river.
It started as a quiet rustle in the vegetation behind us. I am quite sure we were both dozing to be honest and in this instance our rifles were not that close at hand. In fact they were not at hand at all. The obvious place to leave them was on the boat, out of the sand, and that’s where they were.
The rustling grew in intensity. So much so that it began to get our attention. We no longer concentrated on our fishing gear, but rather on the possibility of an attack from the rear.
Something or someone was coming at us out of the bushes behind us. Now we had two choices…….make a run for the boat and get our weapons and make a stand, or make a run for the boat and get the hell out of there. There would not be time for either…….this (or something similar) is what came at us from the undergrowth at high-speed (Wildlife pictures online):
Now anyone who has not found themselves between a crocodile and its natural habitat, namely water, hasn’t lived fully. It is a sure cure for constipation and will usually result in passing a number of stools in quick succession.
We were riveted to the spot with this big fellow Flat Dog staring us down. Jagged teeth peeping evilly out the sides of his mouth, his huge body rising and falling with each breath he took. He eyed us with those sinister yellow orbs that are so characteristic of Crocodylus niloticus.
And so the water behind us full of Flat Dogs muckers or to stay on solid ground with a Flat Dog in front of us. That was our choice. We decided to stay on terra firma and try to slowly get to the boat. As it was it was not necessary as the wily old Flat Dog was apparently as shit-scared of us as we were of him and he decided to take a detour around us and slink away under the waters of the Zambezi. What was really creepy was that there was a second Flat Dog ready to support the one we could see………he came screaming out the bush just after his mucker disappeared beneath the water.
A lucky day all round. No harm done but some hard lessons learnt to be sure.
This post is getting longer than I wanted it to be so going to sign of here and continue in the next one.
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Festive Greetings
December 25, 2014
I would like to take this opportunity to wish all of my loyal followers and visitors, a Very Happy Christmas and a Wonderful New Year filled with happiness, love and success.
Thanks to all of you for continuing to encourage me to endure my journey. There are new people joining us daily. Without you I would not be as enthusiastic as I am to keep going.
I will soon be uploading the next post which is entitled Spitting Hippos, Cranky Crocodiles and Fighting Tigers. Watch out for it.
Join me there!!!
Best regards,
Mark



















